While the descriptions are humorous, it’s not clear what symbols you should use for items. The game requires you to click on basically everything and read their descriptions. This is the part where people who hate point-and-click games really vent their frustration. There's even a kitchen with a sweet pie cooling on the counter.īut, looks can be deceiving, and it doesn’t take long for you to realize that almost every object holds some sort of clue as to what to do. You’ve got your books in the living room, a couple of beds in her bedroom, and the guest room.

Each room consists of seemingly ordinary objects. This is a classic element of point-and-click games, and I didn’t have a problem with it. You’re free to roam the tiny house by clicking on the edges of the screen to change rooms. As it is a point-and-click adventure, you have to use your noodle…head…your brain. It’s really not a game that you can play one-handed while you touch your schlong. Some people like straight forward sex games where they can just stare at some Japanese girls or simulate fucking your neighbor. Point-and-click adventure games aren’t for everyone. Either way, she leaves you to explore the house.Īnd that’s when things get really, really weird. That may either turn you on and make you rock hard or weird you out. She tells you that you can stay for a while until you get back on your feet and that there’s really only one rule in the house. You want to bang her so bad, but you can’t.

Why? Well, this goat chick’s boobs are literally hanging down to her knees. You end up in this goat person’s (that’s honestly the best description I can give of her) house, and it’s immediately clear that the game hearkens to your dick. That ends up being a mistake…if you play the game wrong. You can’t really make out what she looks like, so you decide to follow her since she’s friendly. All you know is that, as you gather your wits, you see a beautiful and voluptuous woman make her way towards you. You don’t know what’s going on or where you are. So, the story starts with you in a dark cave (bring on the vagina metaphors). I’m going to go out on a limb and say that it vaguely resembles what Undertale did but in a much more precise fashion. I haven’t played Undertale yet (I know, blasphemy!), so I can’t quite comment on if the story is a parody of it. But, let’s first dive into the story of the game and what exactly you’re going to be playing while you secretly fantasize about banging the hot goat thing you encounter. An odd game with great puzzle mechanics, the extremely short title packs with it a world of mystery and intrigue as you try to solve puzzles. Are you looking for a game to scratch that fetish itch? You know, the one where you want to splooge to furries while also solving puzzles? If this sounds like a good time to you, then you’re going to love Uddertale.

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